CommieLog

Antidote
(Also mind errors and corrections)

Tony’s got a botfly in his forehead
Jenny’s got a guinea worm in her shoe
Dave’s got leeches,
Mike’s got flu,
Everybody got a parasite,
I’ve got you.

First date: we thought it was great
We drank and we ate.
We stayed up real late.
Next week we hit our peak
Making the bedsprings creak.
And now, one month later.

Tony’s got a botfly in his forehead
Jenny’s got a guinea worm in her shoe
Dave’s got leeches,
Mike’s got flu,
Everybody got a parasite,
I’ve got you.

I guess, thats what I get
For being a jerk instead of cooling my jets
You were a wolf in a sheepskin
Playing for keeps and I lost
And now, twenty years later

Tony’s got a botfly in his forehead
Jenny’s got a guinea worm in her shoe
Dave’s got leeches,
Mike’s got flu,
Everybody got a parasite,
Ive got you.

Ive got you!
Ive got you!

Somebody tell me what to do
Should I try a bit of vinegar?
Has someone got an antidote?
Band-aids, cyanide, hydrogen peroxide,
Rum and coke if nothing else will do
Everybody got a parasite,
I’ve got you.

Tony’s got a botfly in his forehead
Jenny’s got a guinea worm in her shoe
Dave’s got leeches,
Mike’s got flu,
Everybody got a parasite,
Ive got you.

Hehe, silly F~
(Also these were acquired way way back, month-like or so)