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Customers, II

(After going through the pitch with a nice Print/Scan/Copy/Fax that weighs about as much as I do and retrieving it from the top level on a not-so-sturdy ladder, lugging it to the front of the store…upon asking if she needed a USB cable for it…) “But that doesn’t fit in my computer.” “Yes it does, [...]

Moving!

Finally, FINALLY!
Phix and I set a date. :D September 19th he’s going to drive down here and get my stuff and … squee!
I haven’t been able to find a job here. Not even luck with temp agencies. I’m going to continue harassing the temp agencies, however, since I’ll still be here for about a month. [...]

Google

Fact: Google’s starting to suck!
Actually, it’s been getting sucky for a while.
Have you noticed the abundance of spammers with Gmail accounts? I’m sure X and Jan have at the verrry least. It’s the new Yahoo/Hotmail! I have never had  Yahoo or Hotmail account for the email–used to have/use them for the respective IM clients, though. [...]

personal responsibility

I’m almost certain that every member of the X111.com community can agree with the following statement:
If you are old enough to spread your legs or otherwise engage in intercourse, you are old enough to be responsible for any contraceptives you might need or have prescribed to you.
Of the idiots I am ashamed to say I [...]

Color-Coding

Phix is configuring some server setup he’s got at his house. He’s got both his main machine and the server hooked into his monitor so he can do normal stuff while waiting for certain processes to complete on the server. He’s got separate input devices for each, though, and he keeps mixing them up depending [...]

Facebook, lol

Social networking sites more or less suck, imho. I have a MySpace, which I log on occasionally and haven’t deleted for nostalgia’s sake. I have a Twitter that I occasionally blurb in. I even actually have a Facebook account, but I wouldn’t say I *have* a Facebook.
You see, I simply don’t like the idea of [...]

Satirist

Have you noticed, lately, that everyone thinks they are one?
I have.
Too bad they all fail at properly utilizing the tools of the art…

Sporks

I prefer them.
They have the prongs for stabbing and the bowl for scooping.
Must never leave jobs half-complete.

Today’s Laugh

So, idly browsing MySpace a while ago, on a friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend’s page, I found this gem:

Now, maybe it’s just me, but if you’re taking your pre-prom pictures around a big old tractor… Well, it says something about you. x]

Quadruple Navel Piercing

I’ve got a friend, Rachel [another Rachel, not the one previously mentioned] who lives about fifty miles south of me. Needless to say, I don’t get to see her that much [hopefully that shall change now that we're done with school and all] but we correspond over–go figure–the internets.
Since she’s turned eighteen, she’s run out [...]