Fact: Your pet is not your child.
Don’t get me wrong, I love my cats. [No, I haven't been able to go pick up Washu's little ones, Ohki and Taiga..] I will flood my blogs and other social networking outlets with pictures of them because I think they’re cute and I have friends who [...]
(After going through the pitch with a nice Print/Scan/Copy/Fax that weighs about as much as I do and retrieving it from the top level on a not-so-sturdy ladder, lugging it to the front of the store…upon asking if she needed a USB cable for it…) “But that doesn’t fit in my computer.” “Yes it does, [...]
This is just a list of some of the things I encounter. I’m not even going to comment on them because I don’t have to.
“How do I turn this on?”
“I thought computer viruses were biological, like other ones.”
“+Points to a computer (just the tower).+ I need to buy this internet.”
(From someone claiming to have [...]
So, a week-ish ago, I had this bizarre swelling on my outer left thigh, about 2-3″ above my knee. (I bitched about this on the forum.) My dad freaked out and insisted we go to the hospital since I had no recollection of being bitten or smacking it on something. The swelling was quite large, [...]
Generally, we know the human appendix to be a vestigial organ whose only function is to sometimes get infected to the point of perforating and subsequently rupturing. Mine was removed over a year ago because of the suspicion that I was suffering a case of appendicitis…although that turned out to be slight inflammation due to [...]
Fact: Knee-jerk policies are my favorite.
This actually isn’t even the first time this has happened to us!
Phix and I went camping with some family of his over the weekend of the fourth. They had gotten to the site a night before we did, and requested that he [Phix] pick up some adult libations for them [...]
Fact: Social networking is not reporting and no one cares about how many vitamins you take.
Ideas spread quickly this way; but can we actually spread IDEAS instead of bullshit?
I made one a little while ago out of curiosity. I even got the TwitterFox add-on for my browser so I wouldn’t have to go to the [...]
I’m almost certain that every member of the X111.com community can agree with the following statement:
If you are old enough to spread your legs or otherwise engage in intercourse, you are old enough to be responsible for any contraceptives you might need or have prescribed to you.
Of the idiots I am ashamed to say I [...]
Fact: I am a very private restroom person.
I get enraged if someone tries to open such a door even if locked sans knocking attempts.
Some people are really comfortable in situations and leave the door open when they use the restroom. Now, obviously everyone has to use the restroom and there’s no sense in pretending that [...]
I could’ve sworn I wrote about this, but I guess nothing brought it to the front of my thought after I joined the community. Six-ish months before I joined the community–so this is October of 2006–some kid at my school offed himself.
It seems that, in America at least, every time a student kills himself the [...]
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