You know, I hate you Lindsay… and I just can’t say why…
Oh yeah! Because my hubby has a crush on you! DIE! Or be humiliated or sue me or something. I don’t have any money anyway.
http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20205193,00
Just the first one of course. But the others are quite funny too. If I think about it though, Lindsay Lohan and I might be best of friends if I were all famous and beautiful. (…need… surgery…) Hell we might even be lesbian lovers.
So this is to you, Lindsay. I think next time, I might write a song about you.
June 10th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
*grins* Eh, no comment, I’d be killed no matter what I say here. ;p
June 10th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Aha, so that’s Lindsay Lohan, not bad looking at all indeed (and for someone that have been known for some sniffing habits~).
Some assumptions are dangerous and a bit haughty…
Also in general, imho, no surgery can ever make (any) people more beautiful…
I know who is getting the shorter end of the stick with that situation~
Actually, imho, nothing you say would get you killed, x-man~ =D
June 10th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Kill the whore! Burn her! Hang her! ò_ó i haaatteeeeee herrrrrr..
Also <3 The Soup XD
June 10th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
^ I <3 the soup too! Too bad we can’t get it here in Holland. ^^
And I would NEVER kill you, X.
My assumptions of her are pretty accurate if they’re all over the tabloids.
That just proves I’m accurate! Mwaha *sarcasm*
Just wait until my beautiful song is made just for her. Maybe I should restring and tune your electric guitar and record myself singing it.
I’ve only ever seen The Parent Trap, Means Girls, Just My Luck, Life Size, Freaky Friday, The Princess Diaries 2, Confessions of A Teenage Drama Queen and that one episode of Ugly Betty she’s in. All girly teenager movies. I hate myself for liking them as bad as they were and the only reason of hate is because of X’s liking. *le sigh*
Must become snorting fake baked anorexic LL to make X love me more! Almost there. 127 lbs, need to tan and need some coke. *shifty eyes* Who’s dealing?
June 10th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Yes, as if tabloids are never full of lies and read by haughty peeps
*c-s*
Not kill, but there are always other worse ways~ And even/often/possible to be unknown to the victim until too late~
Snorted or supposedly anorexic (which LL is not) is not the factor for more love…
June 10th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
^ Like you don’t read them. I think once upon a time you started a thread about celebrity gossip.
I would never hurt X, you big meanie. *kicks shin* He can crush on as many women as he likes as long as he doesn’t sleep with them. He’ll just get an earful of insecurity from me asking ‘Am I pretty’?
June 10th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Ah the counter, bit weak and pretend innocence (~oo)~
I’ve read many things, but I don’t use those things as a (sarcastic) defense of my points
What one think/define is hurting one or not is different in one’s mind. And of course if you are or plotting other things, you wouldn’t be admitting in “public” (~oo)~
Insecurity or pretended innocence and emotional/attachment blackmail (^OO)> Mind you, supposedly by statistics, nagging is a good rift-maker~
*Scuttles to exams*
June 11th, 2008 at 4:16 am
LMAO…this shower sucks, there’s no room to drink tea or moisturize.
Aha, but if he was allowed to sleep with them, all the MORE reason for him to come home to you for being awesome and lenient. Rotfl.
Also, as far as the (…need…surgery…) nuuuuue you doooon’t. ]: Surgery is icky and horrible and shouldn’t be used for cosmetic purposes.
June 11th, 2008 at 8:37 am
^ Me thinks he’d run off with a younger skirt if I didn’t hold the leash tight. xD But honestly, X isn’t like that. He’s a good man and even though his mind can wander, he’ll always love me and come home to me at the end of the day. ^^
I’ve had two babies and my once ‘beautifully running toned’ body has gone to baby flabby but still thin body. -_- My first didn’t do too much damage but the second did some irreparable damage. (Evie weighed 2 pounds more than Julia! And was 2 inches taller. That’s what I get for having a baby with a man who is 6 ft 4 in. :D) I know it’s the cost of having a baby of course but when you’re in the mood of having one, you don’t really think about it at the moment. xD
*points at my tummy* Stretch marked so badly in the lower abdomen (where you get period cramps area) that I can’t wear a bikini anymore. I don’t know if you ever had any stretch marks but if you feel some of them, you can feel this gorge like thing going on under the first several layers of skin.
*points at breasts* Rather large and bothersome especially during recreational activities. (See how many cars honk at you when you try to pick up running again) Went from American size 36C to a 34 DD. 34 in waistish size because I did end up losing loads of weight after Evie came out. I weigh less than what I did before I was pregnant with her. Hell I weight less now than I did when I ran 3 - 5 miles a day.
That’s all really though. I’m content with my face and the rest. I know the scarring and possible dangers of surgery but I’ve still considered a tummy tuck and breast reduction. Mainly a breast reduction because I’m pretty insecure about the size. It’s not nice to be gawked at like that as well as it does a number on my back. :X Heavy puppies!
So all in all, it’s hard for others to say when a person wants surgery to repair the areas that aren’t flattering anymore. I used to be totally against it but that was when I was in good shape. Now I have scars or bigness that won’t ever go away -_-
Oh yeah and I’m not a pretend person, Commie! You shouldn’t compare me to the majority. *raspberries*
June 11th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
People can change in opinion and thoughts over time and experiences (~oo)~
Not pretend, only time will tell~
June 11th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
^That could take you 10 years or so.
June 11th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
I was being goofy, regardless. :3
But yay for getting in shape-ness. :3 I still desperately need to gain weight, preferably in the form of muscle, but I can never get out to go to the damn gym. x_x;;
Oh, well…hm. I would look at a breast reduction as more of a healthful surgery than a cosmetic one, although it does have cosmetic-ness about it. Like you said, your back…they mustn’t treat it well. Every well-endowed lady I know [with the exception of my mom, oddly] speaks of their back pain. There was one I used to work with whose doctor instructed her to go to the gym and work on toning the muscles in her back to help hold things with less pain, so that might be a non-surgery alternative. My sympathies extend to you all.
My friends think I’m strange because I’m the only sub B they know that doesn’t complain about being sub B..xD