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I’m F****** Ben Affleck / Matt Damon

Annoying starlet Sarah Silverman has recently made a video for her ‘long time boyfriend’ Jimmy Kimmel breaking the news that she was fucking around with 2007’s Sexiest Man Alive. It really wouldn’t have worked if Matt Damon wasn’t in the music video. It totally works.

Jimmy Kimmel’s response was considerably lower than Sarah’s and a hell of a lot funnier. Matt Damon and Ben Affleck have been mates for years and have been featured in films such as Dogma and Good Will Hunting. Knowing that this dynamic duo was pretty much inseperable, Jimmy cleverly responded to Sarah with this.

Jimmy for the win!

How do you afford to get so many stars in one music video? Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Harrison Ford, Brad Pitt, Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate, Rebecca Romijn, Benji Madden, Joel Madden, Dicky Barrett, Christopher Mintz-Plasse(Mclovin’), Lance Bass, Dominic Monaghan, Meatloaf, Pete Wentz, Joan Jett, Huey Lewis, Perry Farrell, Macy Gray and Josh Groban.

Damn. O.o

Pregnant Again

Hell no, not me. But Ms. Jolie seems to have a hellagood time with it. She has the money and time for it. She loves her kids and her man and I believe her eyes give away that she’s a great mum. Congrats again!

Eat Your Heart Out, CSI Fans… Dexter Is On The Loose

I will cut to the chase… CSI sucks. Dexter FTW! (NCIS ftw too but that’s going to be in another blog)

I found this article interesting. The Parents Television Council is boycotting Dexter because it’s strong gore and mild sexual nature content. I find their website absolutely fascinating.

The Parents Television Council™ (www.parentstv.org®) is a non-partisan education organization advocating responsible entertainment. It was founded in 1995 to ensure that children are not constantly assaulted by sex, violence and profanity on television and in other media.

Children assaulted by sex, violence and profanity… -_- Bloody hell, the beginning credits are a good 45 seconds long. You have enough time to change the channel!

I’ve watched Dexter up until Season 2 Episode 6 and then I stopped because I felt the content wasn’t appropriate to watch with my newborn daughter around. I want a clean and zen environment for her, naturally. I won’t let my daughter be in the room if I decide to watch Dexter again.

However, that’s just it. It’s up to me, as a parent, to turn the channel or just not watch it. I find it aggravating when gungho zealots have to ruin it for all those mature and responsible enough to watch a show with graphic nature by pulling advertisements. It’s not the television’s fault that the ratings were astronomical enough to put it on a standard television station. In theory, the content of one of television’s most watched shows, CSI, is much worse.

In Dexter, you don’t see ‘CSI patented cool cinematic effects’ a baby dying in a car from heat exhaustion because the parents can’t be arsed to pay for their sick child’s hospital bills. Instead, you see a man crippled by the urge to kill people that actually do such atrocious things. Why hasn’t their been a boycott for CSI in the past 7 - 8 years? Their material has not only become more far-fetched but more disturbing than a man that kills those who kill.

So.. how is the world today?

Akira Remake

I can almost hear you’re crying and screaming in agony when I say DiCaprio is adapting the 1988 anime classic ‘Akira’. *eyes X’s Akira toy in box* I still want to watch it.

Oh oh, here’s some more information as well.

Posing Nude As Marilyn Monroe

Lindsay Lohan thought it would be a good idea. And it was a good idea, in my opinion. Her career went struck fools gold after prissy, drunk and flashy socialitism wore off. What a better way than to pose as the most notorious sex symbol of all time to regain some positive (and even maybe controversial) publicity? This blog is for you, Linds. You’re a tenth percent more a woman.

That’s .1%. Nine more of tenths gives you one percent!