Since learning how to do very basic flash and very basic stop motion animation (using lego, the shame). I been thinking of odd ideas for animation storys, they should really be two to five miniute shorts, most of them having a plot that doesnt make much sense but should still be entertaining. You lucky lucly people have gotten a chance to peep inside my mind as I’m about to share some of my silly silly ideas.

Clowning Around (OR The Killer Punchline)
Mr and Mrs Smith, but with clowns!

A couple, who are secret assasins, trained by the great ringleader, Bonzo, are forced to to fight each other when they take the same target.
Life² (Life Squared)
A boy accidentially finds that reality is a series of mathamatical equations and accidentially plunges the world into chaos when he accidentally replaces a 1 with a 2 and vice versa.

Grimm Realities
A documentory exploring the seedy underworld of faerie tale showbiz, Wood And Roll star, Pinochio reveals his 13 year addiction to Sawdust, The artist formally known as prince charming reveals after a long string of affairs, has been celebate for 7 years! Also this week, Snow White will tell the dwarfs who’s stayin’, and who’s going home in Snow White’s Love Quest! bonus meterial! Big Bad Wolf goes Vegan!

I have more, but no time to post them now

Well me and two of my friends got so bored we decieded to make our own trading card game XD

Meh, lets just see how it pans out lol.

STITCH CONSUMED YOUR SOUL!!!!

Anyway, this is my pet cat, who, as always, I tell people she’s the cat spwan of satan, no one really believes me, but here is pictorial evidence. Most of the day she eats children but she does take time out to save the world from criminal activities, also, she’s the manager of McVitties!
(No photoshop involved btw, this is how the picture developed!)

The other day i hit the streets of liverpool and tried to bomb as many places of work with a copy of my CV, however, this proved somewhat annoying as most places gave me the polite version of “FUCK OFF” but the biggest let down was at this milkshake store.

The woman working there refuced to take my CV on the grounds I don’t look Unnaccetable, she told he to cut my hair, stand tall and wear a suit.

Now this makes me laugh, because if my hair IS short, its no longer at my shoulders and I only got my hair cut the other week, but I was getting told this by a woman who had tattoo’s all the way up her arm’s full of dragons and naked men with swords, so I pretty much got the feeling she was taking a free jib at me. God I hate people who feel the fact there better than I just because they’re “alternative”!

GAH