According to my mate, Chocolate Digestives mean love.
Bourbons used to be Kinky, but now they’re slutty.
And custard creams are old people having sex.
So now she’s ruined my two favourite biscuits, and I will never be touching custard creams again, I volunteered to be chocolate chip cookie - who looks sweet, but breaks people’s teeth. Usually by accident =P Although I’ve never managed yet. They’re also undignified because they’re cookies, and not posh biscuits.
She didn’t say what malted milk biscuits or party rings are ¬_¬ Although with her type of mind, it’s probably best not to mention biscuits with holes in the middle.
We were up until 4am discussing this. Oops.
Waiting for half seveeeeeen, when I can phoooooone. Yay. Yayayayayayayay.
My face needs moisturising. I think lack of sleep must dry my skin out. That, or pizza.
Mmm, pizza. All I have is veggie sausages now =( and potato wedges. Yay.
02/04/2007 at 9:10 am Permalink
For a second I thought your first three sentences were going to be a part of an I.Q. test question. Something like
” If all Chocolate Digestives are Bourbons and Bourbons used to be Kinky.. what does that make Chocolate Digestives?”
Moisturize me!
02/04/2007 at 6:03 pm Permalink
Your mate is silly.
People always have silly things or pesterings to make people feel disgusted (~oo)~
*Munches custardz*