I went to bed hyper, I woke up grouchy.
I mean, fuck. I’m literally almost out of clothes. I AM out of detergent. Even if my housemate did move her motherfucking DRY clothes that have been DRY for about a week now off the clothes horse my clothes still wouldn’t dry in time for the fucking weekend.
Just because I put up the line outside doesn’t mean you now have exclusive rights to the only thing we’re able to dry with INSIDE the house. Does RAIN mean anything to you? What am I now ONLY allowed to use the line? Am I somehow unworthy to use your motherfucking clothes horse?
I’ve nearly run out of clothes, and I have someone to visit at the weekend and a party to go to on saturday, I have one pair of jeans left, one already manky towel left, about two pieces of underwear that aren’t thongs and this really isn’t a good time for that, and you know I’ve done the washing because you turned the mother fucking machine off. And then DIDN’T move your already dry clothes of the fucking rack.
So now, to use the ONLY pair of jeans I have left, go buy some detergent and possibly waste my money buying more underwear when I shouldn’t bloody have to. I’ve been wearing pajamas for pretty much 3 days solid to try and preserve clothes and if I get one “OMG! You’re not wearing your pajamas?!” comment out of you I’m going to hit the motherfucking roof. Or, even better, I’m going to hit you. Oh, and then I’m going to put my stuff out on the line so it can fucking rain. All because you couldn’t be arsed to move your fucking stuff, or you’re making some sort of fucking stand that all I’m worthy to use is the fucking line.
Your course is over, stop moping about how bad it is if you’re not going to do anything about it, and get a fucking blog so I don’t have to listen to you organising your thoughts again and again and again, to come back early in the morning and finding people I desperately needed to talk to left 5 minutes before I come back.
On a side note, I really need to get to sleep at midnight and no later, because otherwise I’ll not wake up for the doctors I have tomorrow.
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