Mog and Chips

It’s nice and sunny and I got my new medication today! (jk. Well, technically not, but like, ibuprofen and stuff, it doesn’t count) and the clothes I have managed to fit on my spider infested washing line might well be dry by 8 tonight!

Anyway. Me and my sis used to have this tongue twister game, and all I can remember is it had a board, a timer, cards with tongue twisters on it, and some rubber lips. God knows what they were for, but y’know.

I already know one or two. Obviously there’s the “She sells sea shells” one, and “peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers”, not to mention “red lorry yellow lorry” (which, simple as it is, I can’t actually manage =P) and I vaguely remember one about mustard, which I’m sure i’ll find.

Dad got told off for teaching me
Susie Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop, all day long she sits and shines, all day long she shines and sits.

My sister had to sing in music lessons:
“I’m not a pheasant plucker, I’m the pheasant plucker’s son, and I’ll stop plucking pheasants when the pheasant plucking’s done.”

I fell for this one straight off:
One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.

OMG! Monkey Island!
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood. 

Personally, I’m still stuck on the Swiss wristwatch one.

In my search for tongue twisters, I also found these amusingly horrific anagrams
http://www.fun-with-words.com/anag_rude.html

Now I’m off to play FF12 so I can go “OMG! I HAVE MOAR LEVELS THAN YOO!” (Mahahaha)

Or maybe Sims. I don’t know. I need to tidy my room for Paulus coming over next week, I can only see 50% of my floor.

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