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Spam.

Specifically, Engrish Spam.

I was checking through my junk mail to see if my requested RMA number got sent in there (my graphics card isn’t fixed after all and is now spazzing out at the Sims 2 Body Shop, which hasn’t exactly got the same GPU demand as Assassin’s Creed) and no, I haven’t got my number, but I have got plenty of Spam.

“Do not let them mock at small wiener”

“This wonder pills made me happy”

“She will say you thanks for this”

“Best to store for mans”

And thats only the first page of my 685 junk mails sent to me in the last month :P Why I’m getting viagra mail is a mystery but I’m sure if I was a bloke I wouldn’t want stuff that would apparently make you longer but simultaneously make you loose all grasp of the English Language or worse. (”Honey, I’m hooooooome! And I’m- wh? Wha? Where am I?! And why am I so-?” )

I’ve also had an influx of “please moderate this comment”  for some older blogs. I fail to see how “caffiene hangover” deserves the comment “sex.” (at least it hasn’t gone straight on, I don’t think I’ve ever had spam get through the WordPress filter or whatnot)

…And now I’ve probably got all the keywords for spamming in this one post, so I’ll probably get bombarded =P

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2 Comments on "Spam."

  1. littlemog
    XIII
    16/07/2008 at 1:26 pm Permalink

    Look on the bright side, I get about 1000 per day. At least.

  2. littlemog
    Humane
    17/07/2008 at 10:14 am Permalink

    Wish there was some way to make the spam senders computer blow up in their face. Maybe blow their ‘wiener’ off too! Bwahahahaha!

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