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They say one man’s trash is another man …

They say one man’s trash is another man’s treasure, but if you called your junkyard “Treasure Land” nobody would fucking believe you.

Marketing Advice

I see all those late night cosmetics commercials advertise them as the best kept secret of the stars. Really, any marketing scheme that involves secrecy isn’t really going to do very well. Unless you’re selling illegal stuff I guess.

I’ve never seen Miracle on 34th Street, but based on the title I think I’ve got the gist of the entire plot

I can’t believe I’m doing this!

I like taking short walks on the beach. I enjoy candle lit lunches. I love bemusement, but the jury’s still out for full on laughing. I’m most comfortable naked.
I believe in living life to the not quite fullest so I stay slim for beach season.


My Dream

I want to be a door-to-door door salesman.