“…an example of what blogs should be.”
-a dude

“…because they’re just random tangents…”
-a reader

“Your blogs are funny :P”
-the same reader

“I read your blog!”
- taken out of context

In the 21st century, a kid out of Suburbia, USA stepped boldly into the latest internet trend, the first step of a journey that would culminate in…

“The burning pinnacle of all our literary achievements, a veritable Mount Sinai of prose from whose peak is each day borne the defining words of our times.”
- The New York Times

“…single-handedly responsible for debunking any words printed by the New York Times past, present, and future unworthy of mention.”
- The Nowheresville Clarion

“…this year’s winner for best motion picture”
- John Rabbla, Oscar Awards of 2017 (he’s named after Ikea furniture!)