Two things: the blog’s prettier now that I’ve consolidated all that artwork Slug gave me T_T
and also, this post was going to be a re-iteration of something I mentioned mysteriously elsewhere, but instead, I’m going to freelance it. Play it by ear, go out on a limb, jibbajabba no wanna wanka zZz..

-another bitchy post =_=

I’m very disappointed in the show Extreme Makeover, airs in the US on ABC, I think I’ve seen it once, but that’s beyond the point. I’m going to post a little blurb now to bulk up my post:
“This season, expect more emotion, tears and joy as life long dreams and fairy tale fantasies come true. Some of the incredible makeovers you will see include two sisters, who have struggled all their lives with cleft palettes and undergone nearly 40 surgeries, now turning to their last hope to be normal — the Extreme Makeover team; a colorful bull rider who’s had his teeth knocked out and wants to be transformed into an urban cowboy; a goth punk rocker woman who has spent her life hiding behind her appearance getting the program’s first “make-under,” as the extreme team tones down her shocking style; and in another first, the show will make over an entire family (children will be styled with hair, makeup and wardrobe without surgery). New procedures never before seen on the show will be performed, such as a reverse vasectomy for a man who wishes to have another child with his wife and a hair transplant for a balding young woman. Plus hear the perspectives of these medical challenges as told by the doctors, and see more updates on some of last season’s most popular makeover participants.”
Am I the only one bored by this? Because I hope not…I mean, Whoa! False teeth! Kids getting haircuts! What’s next? Man get cavity filled, Extreme Makeover gets it all on film! Hooray beer!
No, this is America, and for better for worse, our primary export is our media, we’re like fucking media gods, and I expect better of my gods. I expect a REAL extreme makeover. You wanna do a reverse vasectomy, fine with me…as long as you’re doing it skydiving at 15000 ft in the air (damn..I totally nailed that figure.) Haircuts are only cool if you’re doing it with a pair of machetes, a mudbath in an alligator infested river, cleft palate surgery while under attack by rabid hatchet monkeys(?).
But then, it’s always funny to see when a person isn’t happy with the result. I don’t see that happening so much in my version..more people glad to be alive.

(woo, a title from a movie by the most hilariously awesome director ever)