So I have something in the works, but it’s taking a lot of time that I’m using for stuff I like more, so in the meantime I’m going to give you…my thoughts on Microsoft’s new fun stuff.


Microsoft announced a fancy new “Minority Report” style touch interface “Surface” computer/coffee table with the most expensive coasters ever

I started off thinking, that’s pretty cool, I could…well, I’m not really sure what I’d do with it. To be honest, I don’t spend that much time shuffling and sorting my pictures, and I’m sure the novelty would wear off soon. I don’t have fugitives to track, and I guess strategy games would be INCREDIBLY fun, but I enjoy FPS games more anyways, and I don’t see this as that much better an experience. So what would this be useful for? Interactive porn? I doubt it, there’s no depth, plus the whole interactive porn thing screams creepy like a blow-up doll actually screaming “creepy!” Do they have talking blow-up dolls yet? I should make some!
So I guess I’ll have to look into getting a bounty hunting license. And a couple of creepy little psychic kids and a glowy pool.

(and no, I would never fuckin quote Minority Report if I could quote Star Wars. Respect)