Archive for June, 2007
Friday, June 29th, 2007
“this is Uncle Sam, with music, and the truth until dawn”
It’d be pretty cool if miniature thunderstorms formed whenever you brainstormed.
Less rhyme, more after finals.
So I was serious, here’s part two, complete with a new title instead of [pretend this is a cool title for now] (X you smartass >.>”)
(also, part two is weaker than part one, because part one was actually my entire idea [...]
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Monday, June 25th, 2007
Last Great Hurrah
Whatever happened to in-store shopping sprees? The kind where you go in, and you find out you’ve won like $1000 in-store dollars, but have like 5 minutes to shop and you get to go running around and buy stuff.
I think as a childhood fantasy that was located somewhere in the spectrum around being a firefighter [...]
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Sunday, June 17th, 2007
“I bit into a pepper”
Today on Inventions that Didn’t Quite Finish the Job:
the tissue box
The tissue box was invented about 1823 by a Mr.Thomas Diggleforth, and basically it’s got tissues in a fairly convenient storage method. But there’s always that initial tissue issue, or the 5:1 ratio rule. You can spend 5 seconds to get 1 tissue, or get [...]