I was talking with a friend, and at one point he mentioned these kids he knew in this city in Taiwan that were trying to build a church. Safe in the knowledge that probably none of you have been to Taiwan, let me assure you: Taiwan does not need more fucking churches.
There are already like 50 churches in this one city alone, Taiwan already has tons of Christians, and all the other Taiwanese don’t really give enough of a damn about religion one way or another to offer a good alternative. I could go on, but the point’s made.
This is an example of pussying out: this is not a place that fucking needs missionaries. If you want to visit Washington DC, go visit it on your own time, but for now, you’re on GOD’S TIME. So go fucking somewhere Godless! Go to freaking Iraq, Iran, North Korea, hell, go to Antarctica. Sure, you’re probably going to show up on the internet, dirty, blindfolded and in a room full of crazy terrorists pointing their guns at you while they scream something you won’t understand but sounds scary as shit and you’ll probably randomly get shot because you won’t understand “Do you have any last words, dirty infidel pig” in Arabic. But that’s so much more effective than going to Washington DC. And everyone in DC will probably be watching you take a thousand rounds in the head like a real Christian.
No…no, if you really want to impress me, go build a church on fucking MARS. Words cannot express how God-pimp it would be to be able to say “Today I bring you God’s message…FROM MARS!! GOD RULES!!..amen.”