When I was younger, I really liked cumulus clouds because they’re big and poofy and I liked to think that there were really big alien motherships hiding inside them, because clouds would seriously make the perfect cover.
I still feel like it’s kind of cliched to like a cumulus cloud, but honestly, why should I care? I don’t like cirrus clouds, they’re kinda boring, lines and stuff and I find them boring. Of course, boring is an adjective I really should’ve reserved for stratus clouds. That’s fancy talk for overcast kids >.>”
So today there’re cumulus clouds, go eat one!

Also, when I was a kid there was some joke about rain being God’s pee…does that make a cloud God’s fart?