I don’t now how many of you people like Harry Potter. I’ve read the books, I found them fun. I mean, I can’t help but think turning teacups into toads would be loads more fun than doing the schoolwork I have now. But there’re somethings I probably wouldn’t want to find out. Like your patronus, sure everyone had an awesome patronus, stags and otters and stuff. But what if you had an anteater. Think about that for a second: dementors are flying out of a dark stormy sky ready to steal your soul and your cloak is flapping around your shoulders and it’s you versus the world and your friends all have their wands out and they have their crazy ass beasts ready to rip it up, and you summon your patronus and ..your big glowy lumpy anteater floats out of your wand. That would suck so much. I mean, what does that even say about you? That you like ants? The thing is ridiculous looking, it’d float out and lick a dementor with a skinny ghost tongue? terrible! ugh