So I thought I’d switch things up and tell you a little about the happenings in my life lately:
My parents sent me some stuff from home, and they threw in one of those just add ingredient-X mixes for Chicken Masala (maybe? but which I will refer to as curry henceforth because that’s what I prefer to think of it as XD)
So I finally got down to the supermarket the other day to buy the ingredients, yogurt and chicken. I’m not sure who invented yogurt, because it’s definitely now on my list of crappy foods. I ended up with a little more than I needed, about one big spoonful of plain yogurt. And I know it makes no sense whatsoever, but I took a mouthful while thinking about delicious yogurt with strawberry bits mixed in, which definitely wasn’t how plain yogurt tastes: bitter and bland and yucky. After that it was a bunch of fun with dealing with playing with stuff you’ve never played with before that I could write about, and then like 45 minutes later I had my trusty frying pan thing full of delicious simmering curry. So I go to take a delicious bite….and it was fucking hot. For some reason my instant reaction was to press a chunk of burning hot curry covered chicken into the roof of my mouth. I had a massive blister on the roof of my mouth the size of my fingerprint in like 3 seconds. It was possibly the most disgusting experience of my life popping that thing.
The only reason I write this is because I have a painful sore of a former blister that’s prevented me from enjoying food for the last few days. And I don’t like math.