Saint

My painfully constructed archives! It’s just a list now, with some of my favorites marked (lol), any ideas about how to implement a better archive would be appreciated. This theme doesn’t seem very archive friendly
I could always take Fan Favorites too XD

“a veritable Mount Sinai of prose”
Ask and Thou Shalt Receive
Polski is the Bestki
Avast! Read me bloggo and leave me yer comments! Author’s Pick!
“VWAP! Fry half a city with this puppy.”
Tengua y no rocidas!
“He’s all bulgy, he’s like a moose!”
“hump hump hump BLASEHBASER”
Me and my squad of Ultimate Badasses!
It’s the secret herbs and spices.
Mormons record EVERYTHING, it’s true
See-through glass!
Papyrium Cometh! Author’s Pick!
The FUTURE! oOo
Overworking the memory
Try the Defibrillator
444: Point Not Found
revolution sweepin the nation - Private Author’s Pick! (lol not really)
tease me, please me
no thank you?
mmm mmm terrycloth
A..P..E…D…T
jeeeeedi *cough cough*
hold your horses
Grrr
Sweatshops
You Have No Users Connected…Loser
Where’s the grundle?
Webbed
Defies Expectations
Playa Hata
Contention
Sunshine! Sunshine! Author’s Pick!
Eye of the Tiger
Woah!
No fancy observations
O Weird Food! Author’s Pick!
Chappelle
Random Thoughts
fresh like spring allergies Author’s Pick!
Hiny-Hider Author’s Pick!
Rock n’ Roll Author’s Pick!

“…an example of what blogs should be.”
-a dude

“…because they’re just random tangents…”
-a reader

“Your blogs are funny :P”
-the same reader

“I read your blog!”
- taken out of context

In the 21st century, a kid out of Suburbia, USA stepped boldly into the latest internet trend, the first step of a journey that would culminate in…

“The burning pinnacle of all our literary achievements, a veritable Mount Sinai of prose from whose peak is each day borne the defining words of our times.”
- The New York Times

“…single-handedly responsible for debunking any words printed by the New York Times past, present, and future unworthy of mention.”
- The Nowheresville Clarion

“…this year’s winner for best motion picture”
- John Rabbla, Oscar Awards of 2017 (he’s named after Ikea furniture!)