Saint

They say one man’s trash is another man …

Saint — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 01:17:19 +0000

They say one man’s trash is another man’s treasure, but if you called your junkyard “Treasure Land” nobody would fucking believe you.

Marketing Advice

Saint — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:42:07 +0000

I see all those late night cosmetics commercials advertise them as the best kept secret of the stars. Really, any marketing scheme that involves secrecy isn’t really going to do very well. Unless you’re selling illegal stuff I guess.

Saint — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 03:02:44 +0000

I’ve never seen Miracle on 34th Street, but based on the title I think I’ve got the gist of the entire plot

I can’t believe I’m doing this!

Saint — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 21:21:54 +0000

I like taking short walks on the beach. I enjoy candle lit lunches. I love bemusement, but the jury’s still out for full on laughing. I’m most comfortable naked.
I believe in living life to the not quite fullest so I stay slim for beach season.

My Dream

Saint — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 02:54:03 +0000

I want to be a door-to-door door salesman.

You Wouldn’t Happen to Know?

Saint — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 17:10:56 +0000

The phrase “you wouldn’t happen to know..” implies being right but implying that you’re utterly wrong in order to humble yourself so you can esteem yourself. And people wonder why men never ask for directions.

I’ll Call it…

Saint — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 07:57:26 +0000

Why is there no garment-equivalent of the jacket for legs? This blanket is not cutting it :/

Truth be told

Saint — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 06:51:19 +0000

If what I’m reading is correct, chameleons can’t do metallic colors. This is oddly disappointing.

Hey Now

Saint — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:48:14 +0000

If it’s a drive-thru window, you shoulda made it bigger. And less break-y

Om nom nom

Saint — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 22:58:15 +0000

I wonder why it took Costco so long to make chocolate almonds. So much tastier than chocolate raisins.