5 Minutes of fame

Zomg, I was like, totally famous for 5 minutes. Myeah, maybe not. I was however on the front page of 5minutesfame.com for 5 minutes, showing off my last tweets and my twitter profile, just because I was the first to enter my name in that 5 minute timespan.
All of that gained me a massive 1 new follower on Twitter. Time to sink back into obscurity.
Raven
I’m so proud of you :p
Johnny
Can I get your signature please? :o
XIII
But of course. I’m sure you’ll understand that with my new found stardom I’m going to have to start charging for them.
Johnny
Of course. And with your new found stardom you’ll also attract stalkers if you don’t give them your signatures for free :P